Religion and Art

The Prophet starts out talking about the movie he is watching. He talks about the move being 'Art'. He also talks about Bible Girl and Bible Man and the mask and cape he bought from the store. He shops at Mardel which is a Christian store. He then talks about finding all this baby stuff but does not mention that he is wearing a baby bib. He is also very itchy in this video. Enjoy the long rant from the Prophet.

Moving Day?

Not much to say today. Just wanted to share the video of the Prophet carrying a huge box full of stuff. Check out the size of that box!

New World Order

Here the Prophet volunteers to be a New World Order Gladiator as long as he is paid. He talkd briefly about the religious right that are moral dwarves. Notice when the visiting Mormons walk by at about :38, the Prophet yells, "I've got it, let's call ourselves Morons!" I wish I had gotten the Mormon's facial expressions.

Doctors in Oklahoma

Have you ever been at the doctor's office, in Oklahoma, and thought, "why is my doctor foreign?" Here today, the Prophet gives the explanation on why you are seeing a foreign doctor and not a native one.

New Hat Day!!

The Prophet is wearing a new hat he has assembled in this video. He has an orange hunters hat with ear flaps, covered by a yellow crocheted hat with a snowflake he drew on a piece of paper taped to the front with a red and green striped horn and topped off with pieces of mistletoe all over.
He began this rant singing Ramstein to me and then went on to explain that names matter. He also produces his Bible Man cape and puts it on. This is a rare outside appearance for the Prophet.

The Oklahoma Spanish Inquisition

Here the Prophet speaks of the Spanish Inquisition. He talks about how "Okies" would like a Spanish Inquisition. The cup he is holding is not a drink, it is actually a mug full of rocks and random items.

Not just regular dumpster diving!

Here is a good video from the Prophet. It is kind of all over the place, but he has some great insight. He talks about David Koresh drawing God's space ship (I didn't know he had one) and then talks about advanced dumpster diving. Think about it, advanced dumpster diving. Just watch and learn my little congregation. The Prophet speaks!